Now,
I've got a cousin called Kevin
He's sure to go to heaven
Always
spotless clean and neat
The smoothest you can get them
He's got
a fur lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said they cost a packet
She
won't even let me explain
That me and Kevin were just not the
same
Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's
his family's pride and joy
His mothers little golden boy
He's
gotta degree in economics
Maths - physics and bionics
He thinks
that I'm a cabbage
Cos I hate university challenge
Even at the
age of ten
Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then
He always beat
me at Subbuteo
Cos he flicked the kick
And I didn't know
Oh
my perfect cousin ..
His mother bought him a synthesizer
Got
the Human League into advise her
Now he's making lots of
noise
Playing along with the art school boys
Girls try to
attract his attention
But what a shame it's in vain total
rejection
He will never be left on the shelf
Cos Kevin he's in
love with himself
Oh my perfect cousin